Think Before You Move To Portland, Fresnans
The dream of the 90s is no longer alive in Portland. At least according to Portlanders:
Portland has lost its special.
So think about that before you become another Fresnan-to-Portlander statistic.
If Portlanders are like, “Yeah, I dunno, bro, if I could get out I would.” then don’t get in.
Maybe we can start convincing the wave of Fresnans that moved to Portland 15ish years ago, to come back!
Why should they come back? I’ll tell you why:
We have more tacos than ever before.
Our sushi, tri-tip and teppanyaki game is still super strong.
We still have Me&Ed’s.
We still have Kopi.
We still have the
Fulton Mall…errr we now have a Brewery District.California Pizza Kitchen is gone but we now have Annesso’s (which is much better).
Okay, we lost a beloved Foster’s Freeze, BUT, Randy’s Donuts is coming and we know you Portlanders love donuts.
The three National Parks are still close by - nobody has proposed moving them further away from Fresno as of yet.
The sun still shines here way more than Portland.
I could go on, but I think you’re convinced and are already googling moving companies.
Thank you for opening this edition of Fresno!Fresno! up. If you have wandered in here off the Internet, it would be rad of you to subscribe. ✌️🍻
-Mikey The Fresnan